In the Fall of 2022, the Law Class at Wheaton High School was ruled by King Nesin. This was his flag. The flag was designed by King Nesin’s heirs to the the throne, the dastardly Baron Sela Nesin and the conniving Archduke Peter Nesin.
King Nesin did whatever he wanted to. He made mean and unfair laws.
Here were some of the provisions of King Nesin’s syllabus (https://unitedknightsofdalewood.org/history/king-nesin/king-nesins-syllabus/)
- “You are required to take notes every day. King Nesin will check on random days to make sure that you are actually taking good notes. King Nesin will decide whether the notes are good enough to get full credit.”
- “Be on time to class. If you are late to class without a pass King Nesin may not decide to let you in at all.”
- “King Nesin has the right to impose additional responsibilities that are not in this syllabus at any time.”
- “If you are not working hard enough King Nesin may also decide to mark you absent even if you are in class.”
- “If you are late too many times, parent intervention or administration action will be taken. King Nesin will determine how many times is too many times.”
- “Points for homework will vary from assignment to assignment. The amount that an assignment is worth will be determined by King Nesin after all assignments have been turned in.”
- “Due dates are the date on which assignments are to be turned in for full credit. Deadlines are the last possible date for partial credit for any assignment. For almost all assignments, these dates will be exactly the same. “
- “No assignment turned in before the deadline will receive less than 50% if the student has tried to complete and has met the basic requirements of the assignment unless King Nesin decides it is worth a zero.”